One Liners That I can’t get out of my Sick Mind…
February 23, 2006 on 12:46 pm | In Surfers Voice, Jokes, Quotes, Narratives | 1 CommentOne Liners That I can’t get out of my Sick Mind
1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
2. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
3. Money can’t buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
4. Deja Moo. The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re ok, you’re it.
6. Nothing in the universe travels faster than a bad check.
7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.