http://blog.fliqs.com Wed, 10 May 2006 13:38:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/05/10/think-youre-having-a-bad-day-check-it-out-these-actual-cases/ One-liners worth passing on… Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious. In two words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. SHIT HAPPENS!. Accept than some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. The best vitamin for making friends: B1. If you can’t be the tablecloth, don’t be the ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/05/03/one-liners-worth-passing-on/ Some lessons learned in life: Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”. There is a very ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/04/26/some-lessons-learned-in-life/ Summer days are here again We’ve come up with a few excuses to help get you out of work during these glorious summer months. We’ve used the very elements of summer to help you get some more time hanging out poolside, getting a tan, swimming at the beach, or whatever ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/04/26/summer-days-are-here-again/ I’m such a little grumpy thing, no-one understands why. The fact is that I’m always hurting, from their lies. I meant to be their very best friend, always there to help them, but all they do is backstab and expect you to like them. I can no longer trust, What will this do? To feel this pain at such a young ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/04/24/let-me-learn-to-trust-again/ A DAD’S STORY ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/04/21/a-dads-story/ Good Girls vs Bad Girls Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”… Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?” Good girls never go after another girl’s man… Bad girls go after him AND his brother. Good girls wear white cotton panties… Bad girls don’t wear any. Good girls wax their floors… Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/04/21/the-differences-between-good-girls-and-bad-girls/ Along the way you’ve been there, You’re they only one who seems to care. When I had no place to go, A friend to me, you did show. We’ve been together for a long time now. When I am down, you lift me up somehow. When you and I are together, I feel as light as a ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/04/19/you-were-never-true/ Questions that have Confused humankind!! Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?” Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.” Why do ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/04/18/questions-that-have-confused-humankind/ When I saw others straining toward God, I did not understand it, for though I may have had him less than they did, there was no one blocking the way between him and me, and I could reach his heart easily. It is up to him, after all, to ... http://blog.fliqs.com/2006/04/17/post-holy-week-quote/