Why can’t you see?
April 11, 2006 on 2:19 pm | In Surfers Voice | No CommentsWhy can’t you see?
Uh you don?t get it why can?t you see
This isn?t about you and has not much to do
with
me
This is beyond our control
Its time for the changes to take their toll
Maybe its time for us to say goodbye
I don?t think this can be fixed, no matter how
hard
you try
There is to much that you don?t know
You want to stay in the past while on with my
life I
go
We were good friends in the past
But my life has changed and it happened so
fast
You are still a kid
Enjoy it as long as you can I wish I did
But life goes on and so you see
This is you loosing me
Ill be fine I hope your good
But my world changed just like I always knew
it
would
A long walk ahead
April 7, 2006 on 11:46 am | In Surfers Voice | No CommentsForever wandering
On an endless road
The sun shining down
My thoughts overflowed
Too far to go back,
Too tired to go on,
Too depressed to smile
For everyone is gone
Not one friend able
To walk by my side
Not one friend
Willing to abide
They left me
When I needed them most
They left me here to die
They left me here to roast
Left me to walk alone
On this rocky path
Not filled with happiness
Nor filled with wrath
But filled with grief
Filled with sorrow
Forever wishing
For a better tomorrow
But still I take each step
One-by-one
Don’t ever look back
Can’t undo what is done
Forget what they did
Forget what was said
Just keep on walking
And look ahead
What Children Learn Fast About the Great Things in Life
April 6, 2006 on 1:29 pm | In Surfers Voice, Jokes | 1 CommentWhat Children Learn Fast About the Great Things in Life
No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
Hard to believe…
April 5, 2006 on 2:38 pm | In Surfers Voice | 1 CommentThey say we cant be friends
but they dont know
a friendship like ours will never end.
they say its over
but they dont know
i will find that four leafe clover.
they say i will never see your beauty again
but they dont know
all i have to do is close my eyes and pretend.
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
April 3, 2006 on 3:45 pm | In Surfers Voice, Jokes | 1 Comment1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.
2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.
3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower.
4) Most lap top computers are powerful enough to override a bank security system or the communication system of an invading alien civilization.
5) Every single person in martial arts Film has a black belt in karate.
6) When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
7) 1 man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them than 20 men shooting at 1 man if he is the hero.
8) During a police investigation it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.
9) Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by single people with a low wage.
10) The entire British population lives in London.
11) It doesn’t matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight; your enemies will attack you one at a time while the others dance around you menacingly.
12) In musicals everyone you meet in the street will know all the words to the songs and the steps to the dances.
13) When captured by an evil international terrorist, guns are not necessary to defeat them, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
March 31, 2006 on 11:54 am | In Surfers Voice, Narratives | 1 CommentYOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read …
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked
it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s
fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week
that! you would
like
to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get
the calculator.
5. If you have already had your birthday this year
add 1756 …
If you haven’t, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were
born.
You should have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each
week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO
SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE
IT LASTS
Check this out GUYS!!!
March 29, 2006 on 1:36 pm | In Surfers Voice, Narratives | 5 CommentsI only know of one couple that fits to a ‘t’ and they’ve been married over
70 years… gives the rest of us a challenge..doesn’t it?
Each year he sent her roses,
and the note would always say,
I love you even more this year,
than last year on this day.
My love for you will always grow,
with every passing year.”
She knew this was the last time
that the roses would appear.
She thought, he ordered roses
in advance before this day.
Her loving husband did not know,
that he would pass away.
He always liked to do things early,
way before the time.
Then, if he got too busy,
everything would work out fine.
She trimmed the stems and
placed them in a very special vase.
Then, sat the vase beside
the portrait of his smiling face.
She would sit for hours,
In her husband’s favorite chair.
While staring at his picture,
and the roses sitting there.
A year went by, and it was
to live without her mate.
With loneliness and solitude,
that had become her fate.
Then, the very hour,
as on Valentines before,
The doorbell rang, and there
were roses sitting by her door.
She brought the roses in,
and then just looked at them in shock.
Then, went to get the telephone,
to call the florist shop.
The owner answered, and she asked him,
if he would explain,
Why would someone do this to her,
causing her such pain?
“I know your husband passed away,
more than a year ago,”
The owner said, “I knew you’d call,
and you would want to know.
The flowers you received today,
were paid for in advance.
Your husband always planned ahead,
he left nothing to chance.
There is a standing order,
that I have on file down here,
And he has paid, well in advance,
you’ll get them every year.
There also is another thing,
that I think you should know,
He wrote a special little card…
he did this years ago.
Then, should ever I find out
that he’s no longer here,
that’s the card that should be sent
to you the following year.”
She thanked him and hung up the phone,
her tears now flowing hard.
Her fingers shaking, as she slowly reached
To get the card.
Inside the card, she saw that
he had written her a note.
Then, as she stared in total silence,
this is what he wrote…
“Hello my love, I know it’s been a year
since I’ve been gone.
I hope it hasn’t been too hard
for you to overcome.
I know it must be lonely,
and the pain is very real.
Or if it was the other way,
I know how I would feel.
The love we shared made everything
so beautiful in life.
I loved you more than words can say,
you were the perfect wife.
You were my friend and lover,
you fulfilled my every need.
I know it’s only been a year,
but please try not to grieve.
I want you to be happy,
even when you shed your tears.
That is why the roses
will be sent to you for years.
When you get these roses,
think of all the happiness,
That we had together,
and how both of us were blessed.
I have always loved you
and I know I always will.
But, my love, you must go on,
you have some living still.
Please…try to find happiness,
while living out your days.
I know it is not easy,
but I hope you find some ways.
The roses will come every year,
and they will only stop,
When your door’s not answered,
when the florist stops to knock.
He will come five times that day,
in case you have gone out.
But after his last visit,
he will know without a doubt
To take the roses to the place,
where I’ve instructed him.
and place the roses where we are,
together once again.
Sometimes in life,
you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can’t stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you that there really is
an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.
This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE.
You MUST pass this rose on to at least 5 people
within the hour of receiving this rose.
After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, your wish will come
true and love will come your way shortly. If not your life will stay the
same as it has always been. Just be nice and pass it on. May we all be
loved so much.
Friend If I don’t get this back I can take a hint!
How many people actually have 8 true friends?
Hardly anyone I know!
But some of us have all right friends and good
friends!!!
You have been Tagged by the YELLOW bird! Which means you are a great friend!!
You will Have Good Luck For Two Years if you send this to 8 people or more
and if this is sent back to you then you know that you are a true
friend…!
Your relationships are the legacy you leave to the world.
What Adults Eventually Learn About the Great Things in Life
March 29, 2006 on 8:55 am | In Surfers Voice, Jokes, Quotes | 1 CommentWhat Adults Eventually Learn About the Great Things in Life
Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.
There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere…and let the air out of their tires.
Families are like fudge…mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
If you can remain calm, you don’t have all the facts.
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
Lawyer Joke
March 27, 2006 on 11:33 am | In Surfers Voice, Jokes | 1 CommentAt the height of a highly publicized political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney lashed out at a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question.
The prosecutor again blared, “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
Found a sorry letter, Enjoy… you can use it!
March 24, 2006 on 1:52 pm | In Surfers Voice | 1 CommentI Made A Mistake In Letting You Go
Dear Brian,
I sit here in sorrow, wishing I could hold you. I’ve realized that I’ve tried to replace you over and over since I made the foolish decision to leave you. But, no one can make me laugh and smile like you do. You are the only one that ever made me so happy. No one could ever take your place. I feel as if my soul has stolen my heart and left me to cry myself to sleep each and every night with guilt in my heart of how I hurt you. I guess you just don’t realize what you have until it’s gone. I was so stupid to leave you. I know sorry is just a word, but for what it’s worth I am very sorry and I beg with every ounce of my soul please forgive me!
Love Always,
Krissy