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There once was a king who favoured one of his advisors very much because he was very wise and always gave useful advice. The king took him along wherever he went.
One day, the king was bitten on the finger by a dog, and the wound quickly got infected. He asked the […]
The Real Story of Billy The Kid
Billy was born in New Mexico under the name of William Bonnie. He rode a big Clydesdale horse named Clyde. He is the only gunfighter known to have ridden a Clydesdale. Clyde wasn’t fast but he was so big he could crash right through the wall of a house, […]
Classic top 40 Lousiest Jokes
40.Matts jokes are so lame that they broke my leg.
39.My mom has the ugliest jacket that the garbage man threw her in the garbage.
38.the Internet package I got was so small, Curtis could actually put his hands around it.
37.curtis is so dumb that he read joke no.3 […]
Beethoven Backwards (A joke about the famous composer Beethoven’s death)
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that […]
You are like Nando’s… a hot bird with a greasy box.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
If you were […]
A funny business quote
“In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.”
Orson Welles.
THE WORLD’S GREATEST IDIOTS
Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with “Please turn over” written on both sides.
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An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns […]
A love story sent to me via email from a friend hope you like it.
He Lied
by Vanessa
I was only 17 when we met. I was still young and innocent. He was the kind of guy that I had always wanted - so caring, gentle, sweet, understanding, and everything. He was my first boyfriend. He promised […]
NOKIA 6680 (An imaging SmartPhone)
The Nokia 6680 is an imaging smartphone that’s as sophisticated and successful as you are. With two integrated digital cameras (1.3 megapixels in the back, VGA in the front), you can conduct face-to-face video calls from your phone. The Nokia 6680 imaging smartphone also has video sharing capability, so you can […]
Windows 95 In Space
On Friday the 24th I was watching the NASA channel on cable TV to see how the experiments and Shuttle crew were doing. The men onboard needed to send instructions to the experiments in the cargo bay and were using a laptop to do it. As some of you may have heard, […]