Some twelve years ago, I stood watching my university students file into the classroom for our first session in the Theology of Faith. That was the day I first saw Tommy. My eyes and my mind both blinked. He was combing his long flaxen hair, which hung six inches below his shoulders. It was the […]
Everyday is more ordinary than the last
And I wear a stoic mask
Hiding behind indifference
Hoping to keep away the pain
Of a vicious cycle
Repeating the disappointment
Repeating the anguish
Repeating itself in the name of “love”
But deep down
In a hidden clove of my soul
I pray to find my one
The one that makes me whole
No longer will I wear that […]
This one is absolutely fantastic!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever w! onder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 101%?
What equals 100% in […]
What Children Learn Fast About the Great Things in Life
No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
You can’t […]
A burglar is in big trouble
A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, “I can see you, and so can Jesus!”
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he […]
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window […]
Top 10 Questions Frequently Asked by Job Hunters
When conducting your job search, you’ll most likely encounter some topics of concern. Answer the following question to help you determine whether your search is on track, how to get your foot in the door and ways to win the interview game.
1. How can you tell whether […]
The Differences between Men and Women
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John […]
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a happy meal.
A few beers short of a six pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no […]
Why, Oh Why?
Why are they called buildings, when they’re already finished?
Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
Why is it you have a “pair” of pants and only one bra?
Why do people go to Burger King and […]