Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.
2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.
4. Dumbest dog: Afghan
5. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
6. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
7. Chances that an American lives within 50 miles […]
Mounting in the Out back…
An English taxidermist, is sweating his way through the Australian outback when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beer swilling locals and, in his well educated voice, asks the bartender, “May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man.”
One of the locals says to […]
A- Damn good in bed
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting
new people.
C-Your wild and crazy
D- Damn good in bed.
E-You’re Super cool.
F-People totally adore you
G-Love is something you deeply believe in.
H-You have very good personality and looks.
I-You have a nice ass
J-Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L-You are so damn sexy
M-success comes […]
God loves you!
God proved His love on the cross. When Christ
hung, and bled, and died it was God saying to the
world — ILOVEYOU!
To take up the cross means that you take your
stand for the Lord Jesus no matter what it costs.
– Billy Graham
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba
tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test […]
If I were older I could tell you
If I were younger I wouldn’t need you
If I hadn’t had clung to you
If I had pushed you away
Would you still be here
Or would I stay
If I were you
If you were me
Would you want me to ignore you
The way you do me?
Or would we share memories of past
Would […]
One-liners worth passing on…
Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.
In two words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. SHIT HAPPENS!.
Accept than some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
The best vitamin for making friends: B1.
If you can’t be the tablecloth, don’t be the dishrag.
I don’t have an attitude […]
Experience has repeatedly confirmed that well-known maxim of Bacon’s that “a little philosophy inclineth a man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men’s minds about to religion.” At the same time, when Bacon penned that sage epigram… he forgot to add that the God to whom depth in philosophy brings back men’s […]
I am o longer an innocent,
Strong spirited
Girl,
As I was.
Now I’m kept, protected from all.
I am a broken spirited hollow lady,
Suffering in silence.
There is now smoke in my gaze,
Instead of fire in my stare.
I speak not with those who I associate with.
I reach out to none.
I stay only with those who I am known too.
I take […]
They say we cant be friends
but they dont know
a friendship like ours will never end.
they say its over
but they dont know
i will find that four leafe clover.
they say i will never see your beauty again
but they dont know
all i have to do is close my eyes and pretend.