Archive for the 'Funny Quotes' Category

Questions that have Confused humankind!!

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”
Why do toasters always have a setting […]

A Really Funny News

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Online gamer murdered over cyber-sword sale
A Shanghai online gamer murdered a competitor by stabbing him to death because he had sold his friends cyber-sword.
41-year-old Qiu Chengwei, stabbed competitor Zhu Caoyuan repeatedly in the chest after he was told Zhu had sold his “dragon sabre”.
A “dragon sabre” is one of the assets you can win in […]

The World’s WORST Pick-Up Lines

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

You are like Nando’s… a hot bird with a greasy box.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
If you were […]

A funny business quote

Friday, January 20th, 2006

A funny business quote
“In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.”
Orson Welles.