http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster Follow the progress of fliqs.com and read about my thoughts / appinions Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:30:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Sorry this is in danish. Hej jeg har lige fundet denne her ret fede side omkring porno film, som jeg tænkte i andre måske kunne bruge til noget. De har et ton fede porno fliqs ihvertfald http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/porn/porno-film/ The Difference Between Fake Ass Friends and REAL Friends FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM (or just hide from them) FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you ... http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/fliqs-progress/the-difference-between-fake-ass-friends-and-real-friends/ Questions that have Confused humankind!! Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?” Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.” Why do ... http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/fliqs-progress/questions-that-have-confused-humankind/ Totally Useless Info 1. Coca-cola was originally green. 2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury. 3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever. 4. Dumbest dog: Afghan 5. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. 6. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. 7. Chances that an ... http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/fliqs-progress/totally-useless-info/ Mounting in the Out back… An English taxidermist, is sweating his way through the Australian outback when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beer swilling locals and, in his well educated voice, asks the bartender, “May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man.” One ... http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/fliqs-progress/mounting-in-the-out-back/ A- Damn good in bed B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people. C-Your wild and crazy D- Damn good in bed. E-You’re Super cool. F-People totally adore you G-Love is something you deeply believe in. H-You have very good personality and looks. I-You have a nice ass J-Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L-You ... http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/fliqs-progress/your-name-meaning/ God loves you! God proved His love on the cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died it was God saying to the world — ILOVEYOU! To take up the cross means that you take your stand for the Lord Jesus no matter what it costs. – Billy Graham http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/fliqs-progress/god-loves-you/ THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, ... http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/fliqs-progress/think-youre-having-a-bad-day-check-it-out-these-actual-cases/ If I were older I could tell you If I were younger I wouldn’t need you If I hadn’t had clung to you If I had pushed you away Would you still be here Or would I stay If I were you If you were me Would you want me to ignore you The way you do me? Or would ... http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/fliqs-progress/moving-on/ One-liners worth passing on… Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious. In two words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. SHIT HAPPENS!. Accept than some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. The best vitamin for making friends: B1. If you can’t be the tablecloth, don’t be the ... http://blog.fliqs.com/webmaster/fliqs-progress/one-liners-worth-passing-on/