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Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.
In two words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. SHIT HAPPENS!.
Accept than some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
The best vitamin for making friends: B1.
If you can’t be the tablecloth, don’t be the dishrag.
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
I’m not just a gardener, I’m a Plant Manager.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
There are two rules for ultimate success in life: (1) Never tell everything you know.
Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
Someday we’ll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There’s no real need to do housework — after four years it doesn’t get any worse.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
You’ll never be the man your mother was!
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Don’t hate yourself in the morning — sleep till noon.
Good news is just life’s way of keeping you off balance.
Don’t cook tonight — starve a rat today!
God did not create the world in 7 days; he messed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
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