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The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine’s out of thread.
His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Saliency’s kinked.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
A room temperature IQ.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
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